pissvortex:

my #1 priority politically is making sure we bring back cowboys but more explicitly homoerotic

1 month ago

to sum up everything that happened to Joaquin:

follow-thewhiterabbit-hatter:

> it’s stated that he’s the youngest/one of the youngest Serpents members (keep that in mind)

> most likely has no family outside of Serpents (since he escaped Riverdale in the blink of an eye)

> his boss, most likely someone he looks up to and is a father figure to him, FP, tells him to help him get rid of a DEAD BODY, of someone CLOSE TO JOAQUIN’S AGE. Joaquin is a CHILD, seeing another DEAD CHILD. 

> he’s basically forced to clean up a body, and keep it a secret 

> Kevin basically rejected him after finding that out, which had to hurt him, suddenly a person he loves is calling him a criminal etc.

> he sees another gang member, family member basically, dead, and he knows this might happen to him. if it could happen to an adult with a weapon, definitely can happen to him.

> he has to leave town and all his friends (Fangs, Kevin, etc)

> FP, yet again, calls him to do something, this time help Fangs, which leads to Joaquin being picked up during the riots and locked up in juvi

> FP gave Archie a Serpents tattoo and promised that Serpents would take care of him, when Joaquin is still in juvi, thanks to FP, what happened to “no serpent stands alone”?

> it had to fucking hurt to know FP cares more for Archie than him.

> he spent months in juvi, with not only Ghoulies trying to shiv him and his friends, but also with wardens being brutal beasts.

> fighting pit. I think I don’t need to explain that one, it was just. just.

> being beaten down by wardens because of a fucking football game Archie started

> being shot with rubber bullets while trying to escape juvi (my poor boi)

> warden manipulating him and forcing him to shiv Archie. he’d spent months in that hell hole, and suddenly he has a chance of freedom. but it also makes him nearly cry because Archie was loyal to him, and now he might just feel like FP.

> now, being practically on his own, alone and guilt tripped because of the Archie thing.


somebody please give this boy a hug

1 month ago

thepoorgroomsbrideisatrot:

animentality:

ginathethundergoddess:

trashcandean:

thecheshiresmiles:

everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn.
he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit.
and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies

I don’t like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so I was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland, which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods.

We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming you’re dead wrong.

this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods.

New favorite cryptid: locals

3 months ago
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